Oba, nay, so yust because it says Johan Friesen in the article doesn’t mean it’s about you. There are many Johan Friesens. There are twenty-seven in the Schteinback phone book alone, not to mention all the Jantsied Johan Friesens and the ones in Kansas, too, yet.
So, you know the names in here are yust chosen randomly, like how we select the pester, with a name in the hat, and if your name is chosen dan you get to be pester for a year or more or get to have your name in the Daily Bonnet or some such thing.
But, oba, nay, you’re so vain, you probably think this post is about you. Don’t you? Don’t you?
Well, you know what the pester says about vanity and pride? The only ting to be proud of is your lack of pride. Remember that the next time you see Johan Friesen and tink, “Well, dan, dat must be me!”
It’s not you, remember? It’s yust a name from the hat yet.