“When Will I Get the Vaccine?” A Calculator for Mennonites

Today we’re going to answer the question that every Mennonite’s been asking: “Oba, just when will I get the vaccine yet?” After answering just five questions, this handy calculator will help you figure out how high up the priority list you are!

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How old are you?

What area of the country do you live in?

What pre-existing conditions do you have?

What is your job in church?

Do you work from home?

"When Will I Get the Vaccine?" A Calculator for Mennonites
Oba, not for a while yet
You rank 1,845,617 out of 2 million Mennonites.
Soon and very soon
You rank 712 out of 2,000,000 Mennonites.
Right after the church elders have all had their shots
You rank 32,016 out of 2 million Mennonites.
Good luck. The new hymnals will probably be out by the time you get your shot.
You rank 1,993,511 out of 2 million Mennonites.
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