LA MALBAIE, QC
Child care workers hired for the G7 summit in Quebec this week took on more work than they had bargained for as a fight broke out between a couple infants in the sand box on Sunday afternoon.
“I’m not sure what went on, but you know how children are. Trudeau wasn’t playing nice and Trump started crying,” explained Mrs. Dubois. “Needless to say, after that we had more than a few nappies to change.”
Dubois says the sand needed to be replaced completely and the entire area was roped off until it could be properly sanitized.
“From now on, we’re not inviting babies to the G7,” said Dubois. “I think Angela Merkel and Shinzo Abe can come and sit here, but these North Americans are evidently not mature enough to play with the others!”
Little Trump was reportedly so upset at the situation, that he got his good friend Larry to make mean comments about Trudeau’s eternal destiny. (Theologians later responded by saying “there is absolutely no reason to believe that an individual’s, especially an infant’s, position on trade issues will determine their entry into Heaven and/or Hell.”)
The summit ended with a rousing game of hide-and-go-seek, but the two leaders were both having time-outs and were unavailable to participate.