The Impossibly Difficult Mennonite Quiz!

Alright, so I’ve heard I’ve been making these quizzes too easy or something and Oma Wiebe says some of you are getting a bit too proud. “They need to be taken down a notch,” says Oma. Alright, so here’s a quiz that is guaranteed to frustrate even the most savvy of Mennonite quiz-takers. If you do better than 6 or 7 correct, you can feel proud…but don’t tell Oma.

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Which of the following was NOT mentioned in the 1632 Dordrecht Confession?

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Who was pope when Menno Simons left the Catholic church?

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Daily Bonnet author Andrew Unger was born where?

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Lancaster, Pennsylvania was home to what United States president?

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Which of the following Canadian Mennonites has NOT received the Order of Canada?

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Menno Simons was born in Witmarsum, Netherlands. In which German city did he die?

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Rank the following states and provinces in order of their Mennonite (church member) population.

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The average conestoga wagon was __________ feet long.

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The Meserete Kristos Church is in the process of building a new permanent college campus in what Ethiopian city?

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Which of the following is NOT the real name of a former president of Fresno Pacific University?

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One year after he arrived in Canada, Rev. Jakob M. Barkman, Steinbach's spiritual leader, tragically drowned in the Red River. Who else drowned with him?

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Di Brandt's "Questions I Asked My Mother" contains an epigraph by whom?

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Before she taught at Tabor College, writer Katie Funk Wiebe taught where?

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The Mennonite church in Indonesia emerged from the work of which 19th century Dutch missionary?

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Which of the following historic Anabaptists did NOT live at any time during Menno Simons' lifetime?

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