Ted Falk Demands Reinstatement of Steinbach-Ottawa Greyhound Line

STEINBACH, MB

After discovering that air travel will be restricted to vaccinated travellers only, Provencher MP Ted Falk, who may or may not be vaccinated, may or may not have sent a desperate plea to the good folks at Greyhound to bring back the infamous Steinbach-Ottawa Express.

“I may not or may not require the services of Greyhound come this fall,” said Falk, who may or may not have spoken to the Daily Bonnet from his Steinbach office. “I may or may not be reelected, but just in case I do, I may or may not be taking a sweaty 50-hour bus ride to Ottawa this fall.”

Greyhound may or may not have responded to Falk’s request saying they may or may not reinstate the line depending on demand.

“One MP, who may or may not be vaccinated, is probably not enough to keep us going,” a Greyhound spokesperson might have said. “Then again, if his whole entourage is also maybe or maybe not vaccinated, I guess they may or may not be able to fill a bus.”

Conservative leader Erin O’Toole, who is requiring all his candidates to either be vaccinated or go for a Covid test every single day, may or may not have said that if he becomes Prime Minister, Falk may or may not be relegated to backbencher status awful quick.

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For more hilarity along these lines see Rick Loewen’s campaign launch video:

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