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Mennonite Life

Steinbachers Claim Massive Grey Obelisk has Been there for Decades

December 6, 2020 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Eager to get Steinbach back on the front of the paper this week, Winnipeg media outlets passed through town looking for something, anything, they could report on. And, lo and behold, on the […]

Church

Winnipeg Cult Leader to Hold Massive ‘Anti-Seatbelt’ Rally in Steinbach

November 13, 2020 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB A Winnipeg-based cult is hoping to gather a following in the Steinbach area by holding the most pathetic and uncreative attempt at a publicity stunt their simple minds could come up with: a […]

The Outside World

Golden Boy Tests Positive for Covid

November 2, 2020 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB According to a press conference held this afternoon, the Golden Boy that sits atop the Manitoba Legislative Building has just tested positive for Covid and will now be required to go into isolation […]

Mennonite Life

Top Ten Things People Expect to See in a Mennonite-Filipina Romance Movie

October 15, 2020 Andrew

Okay, people, this is for real! In case you haven’t heard about it, director Sean Garrity has just released a new film called I Propose We Never See Each Other Again After Tonight. It’s a romantic […]

Mennonite Life

‘Artsy’ Mennonite Director to Release Documentary ‘My Vanapag’

February 14, 2020 Andrew

NORTH KILDONAN, MB Guy Martens, an independant film-maker from North Kildonan who specializes in making films “da way ve used to in the good old days before sound took over and ruined averyting,” is set […]

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