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Mennonite Man Reads Through the Entire Bible Just Driving Back and Forth Between Winkler and Morden

April 4, 2021 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Klaas Bergmann, 57, of Plum Coulee has successfully completed his goal of reading through the entire Bible in a year simply by driving back and forth on Highway 14. “I made it through […]

Mennonite Life

Lineup Outside Newly Reopened Dollar Store Stretches All the Way from Winkler to Steinbach

February 13, 2021 Andrew

WINKLER or STEINBACH, MB As stores offering non-essential items such as helium balloons, cotton swabs, colourful napkins, and hair ties reopen in Manitoba, the lineup outside dollar stores has grown to enormous lengths. So long […]

Mennonite Life

Mysterious Metal Monolith Appears in Front of Winkler Co-op

December 2, 2020 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Strange metallic objects have been popping up at significant sites across the world in the past few weeks. A shiny metal monolith in the parking lot by the Co-op in Winkler is the […]

Food and Drink

Pembina Valley Excited for ‘Vereniki Week’ Competition

September 27, 2020 Andrew

MORDEN, MB While Morden may have the edge in craft beer, when it comes to vereniki and schmaunt fat, the neighbouring community of Winkler really shines. This year, the annual Vereniki Week competition has more […]

Mennonite Life

Winkler Adopts New More Appropriate Slogan ‘Oba Yo Winkler’

September 16, 2020 Andrew

WINKLER, MB In order to more accurately reflect the local vernacular, the City of Winkler has decided to replace the slogan ‘Yes Winkler’ with ‘Oba Yo Winkler’. “The sign is going to lure more Mordeners […]

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