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Mysterious Metal Monolith Appears in Front of Winkler Co-op

December 2, 2020 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Strange metallic objects have been popping up at significant sites across the world in the past few weeks. A shiny metal monolith in the parking lot by the Co-op in Winkler is the […]

Food and Drink

Pembina Valley Excited for ‘Vereniki Week’ Competition

September 27, 2020 Andrew

MORDEN, MB While Morden may have the edge in craft beer, when it comes to vereniki and schmaunt fat, the neighbouring community of Winkler really shines. This year, the annual Vereniki Week competition has more […]

Mennonite Life

Winkler Adopts New More Appropriate Slogan ‘Oba Yo Winkler’

September 16, 2020 Andrew

WINKLER, MB In order to more accurately reflect the local vernacular, the City of Winkler has decided to replace the slogan ‘Yes Winkler’ with ‘Oba Yo Winkler’. “The sign is going to lure more Mordeners […]

Mennonite Life

Highway 3 from Morden Makes Sharp Left Turn to Avoid Winkler

September 12, 2020 Andrew

MORDEN, MB Instead of going straight into Winkler, Highway 3 makes an abrupt turn north just as it meets Highway 14. “Typical Mordeners, always scared of a little dose of church,” said Winkler resident Mr. […]

Mennonite Life

Winkler Family Plans Exotic Vacation in Morden this Summer

September 1, 2020 Andrew

MORDEN, MB Since international travel remains a no-go this year, Winkler family, the Schroeders, have decided to go someplace they’ve never been to before, that being the neighbouring community of Morden. “We’ve been to Playa […]

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