Food and Drink

Winkler Man Caught at Morden Bar

MORDEN, MB In a recent sting operation, the Winkler Vice Squad have arrested yet another Winklerite drinking at the Morden Bar. The unnamed individual has been arraigned under charges of Treason, Heresy, and Drinking in Moderation. “This is […]

Mennonite Life

Beet Borscht or Murder Scene?

GRUNTHAL, MB There was a brief moment on Sunday when Grunthal police thought they had stumbled upon the town’s first ever murder scene. “We were really excited,” said Officer Krahn. “A murder in Grunthal! Finally some real […]