Mennonite Life

Blumenort to Hire New P.R. Team

BLUMENORT, MB “Well, I guess, we’re finally on the map,” said one mask-wearing Blumenorter. “It wasn’t the way to do it, but at least now Winnipeggers will know we exist.” After days of negative publicity, […]

The Outside World

News Flash: Belize Exists!

BLUE CREEK COLONY, BELIZE Numerous reports out of the Central American country of Belize today suggest that it exists. “We’re in Blue Creek Colony, Belize this morning and look around you. It’s here,” said reporter […]