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Donald Trump Labelled ‘Morbidly Obese’ After a Few Plates of Mennonite Food

May 21, 2020 Andrew

WICHITA, KS House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is attributing Donald Trump’s “morbid obesity” to a recent visit he took to Russian Mennonite country in Kansas, where he reportedly consumed three heaping bowls of komst borscht, fifteen […]

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