Quizzes
The Ultimate Pembina Valley Mennonite Quiz!
Well, so, oba, how much do you know abouts da Mannanates of da former West Reserve once? We’ll see now, won’t we yet? Okay, dan!
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Mennonite Life
Winkler Politician Demands $5 Billion Wall Around Morden
WINKLER, MB Church board member and man-about-town Mr. Toews of Winkler is threatening to shut down the local government unless the local senate approves a $5.7 billon wall around the neighbouring town of Morden. “You […]
The Outside World
Local Gamers Excited for Release of “Call of Duty: Morden Warfare”
MORDEN, MB Video game players across the Pembina Valley have lined up outside local Walmarts and Giant Tigers this week for the release of ‘Call of Duty: Morden Warfare.’ “Jauma, I can’t wait to try […]
The Outside World
Morden Honours Local Star Loreena McKennitt with Totally Epic Corn Maze
MORDEN, MB The city of Morden, Manitoba will be honouring its most famous export, celtic music sensation Loreena McKennitt, in the best way they know how, by building a corn maze in her honour. “Basically […]
The Outside World
ABC Launches New Sitcom ‘Morden Family’
MORDEN, MB Television executives at ABC just announced a new cutting edge sitcom entitled ‘Morden Family,’ which explores the lives of several Mennonite families in Morden, Manitoba learning their place in an ever changing world. […]