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The Outside World

Local Reeve to be Vaccinated Against Wacko Conspiracy Theories

December 11, 2020 Andrew

SCHRATJLIJCH, MB An area reeve will be first in line to receive the new vaccine that protects individuals from wacko conspiracy theories and believing whatever they read on the Internet. “The vaccine takes two doses […]

The Outside World

Passengers Rush to Board ‘Super Safe’ Flight with 99% Survival Rate

December 5, 2020 Andrew

CHICAGO, IL Passengers boarding a flight from Chicago to London today felt “super safe” after the captain announced that the plane had a “99% survival rate.” “Good evening. This is your captain speaking. The skies […]

The Outside World

Top Ten Ways We Know that the Daily Bonnet is in on the Conspiracy

May 10, 2020 Andrew

Whether it’s flat-earthers, anti-vaxxers, chemtrailers, birthers or Area 51ers, the Daily Bonnet tends to schputt conspiracy theories. Well, we all know the reason for this, don’t we! The Daily Bonnet is IN ON IT! What […]

The Outside World

New ‘Plandemic’ Doc is the Comedy Smash Hit of the Season

May 8, 2020 Andrew

HOLLYWOOD, CA It’s the number one comedy blockbuster of the spring: Plandemic! Starring the hilarious new comedy talent Judy Mikovits, who rivals Tina Fey and Melissa McCarthy in her rolling-on-the-floor laugh-out-loud hilarity. “I haven’t laughed […]

Mennonite Life

Cognitive Biases Explained to Mennonites

July 30, 2019 Andrew

A while back, we took some time to explain logical fallacies to Mennonites. Today, we’re going to look at something a little different: cognitive biases. These are the psychological shortcuts your mind takes that can […]

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