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New ‘Transformers’ Movie to Feature Mennonites Who Are One Way on Sunday and Totally Different the Rest of the Week

December 8, 2021 Andrew

HOLLYWOOD, CA Michael Bay is set to direct a brand new Transformers movie that features Mennonites who miraculously transform into pious and righteous individuals for just one hour every Sunday morning. “They can throw on […]

Church

Mennonite Man Points Out Speck of Sawdust in Brother’s Eye

February 4, 2020 Andrew

KIDRON, OH Mr. Hofstetter just couldn’t believe the size of the speck in Mr. Horst’s eye this week and made sure to point it out to him in the church lobby on Sunday. “Would you […]

The Outside World

World’s Most War Hungry Nation Suddenly Against War Now that Trump’s Doing It

January 5, 2020 Andrew

DULUTH, MN Local man and staunch Democrat, Mr. Kliewer, has taken what he considers to be a highly principled stance against Trump’s imminent war with Iran. “What on Earth is Trump doing! This war with […]

Food and Drink

Local Baker Has Long List of People He Refuses to Bake Cakes For

June 5, 2018 Andrew

FRESNO, CA Thousands of people have flocked to local baker Jakob Stauffer’s bakery in Fresno and gazed into the window at his delectable creations. Although many have seen his cakes, not a single person has […]

Food and Drink

Mennonite Man Caught “Enjoying Hot Wings” at Hooters

May 25, 2018 Andrew

MISHAWAKA, IN Local man Andreas Miller, 51, was spotted on social media in the background of a photo taken at the local Hooters restaurant. The photo was immediately brought to the attention of the pastor, […]

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