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US Department of Education Bans All Dystopian Novels

January 27, 2017 Andrew

WASHINGTON, DC Days after Donald Trump was sworn in as President, the Department of Education (now known as the Ministry of Truth) has decided to ban all dystopian novels from US public schools. “Orwell’s 1984 went […]

The Outside World

George Orwell Elected Mayor of Lancaster, Pennsylvania

November 21, 2016 Andrew

LANCASTER, PA In reaction to the recent increase of people being nice and friendly and sticking to the rules, the predominantly Amish city of Lancaster, Pennsylvania, has decided to elect dystopian author George Orwell as […]

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