WINNIPEG, MB Local woman Mrs. Hildebrandt was very excited when she browsed the shelves of her local book store to find a book that was seemingly based on her favourite Mennonite satire website. “There was […]
ABBOTSFORD, BC Mrs. Stobbe, 67, of Abbotsford was in a panic this morning to get her house in order for the arrival of her cleaning lady Gertrude. “Gotta make sure this place is spick and […]
LANCASTER, PA The congregation at Lancaster Mennonite Church is very pleased to announce that world famous Ms. Anna Baptist will be bringing the Word this Sunday. “I’ve heard so much about this Anna Baptist. It’ll […]
TABER, AB Peter Toews, 25, of Taber was ready to spend his Sunday afternoon playing fastball and drinking lite beer with his cousins, but at the last minute he was informed by his wife of […]
WASHINGTON, DC This week President Trump bolstered his stance as the most ‘pro-life President the country has ever seen’ by praising heartbeat bills, ordering a bucket of Chick-Fil-A, and signing a massive new arms deal […]
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