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A 2021 Inauguration Post that is Certain to Please Absolutely Everyone

January 20, 2021 Andrew

In our highly Anabaptist effort to avoid conflict and please everyone and no one at the same time, the Daily Bonnet has compiled a series of 2021 Inauguration posts to meet your taste. So make […]

The Outside World

Trump Pressures Mennonites: “Find 11,780 Vogts!”

January 5, 2021 Andrew

BEATRICE, NE Desperate to turn the tide of the election, President Trump has called on state officials to “find Vogts wherever you can.” “We need 11,780 Vogts. Could be Henry Vogt. Agnes Vogt. Peter Vogt. […]

The Outside World

Mennonite Man Confesses to Voting Democrat

December 10, 2020 Andrew

GOSHEN, IN Local man and former church deacon Mr. Yoder was forced to go up in front of his congregation this week and apologize after it was discovered he had voted Democrat in two of […]

Mennonite Life

Menno Simons Votes from the Grave in US Election

November 26, 2020 Andrew

WASHINGTON, DC In a last ditch attempt to keep his spot in the White House, outgoing President Donald Trump has claimed he found evidence that “all sorts of dead people from Conrad Grebel to Menno […]

The Outside World

“Isn’t there a hockey game on or something?”

November 3, 2020 Andrew

BRANDON, MB Local man Darryl Wiebe, 47, has been flipping channels all evening in search of something, anything, even the least bit entertaining to watch. “Ugh. It’s the same crap on every channel,” said Wiebe. […]

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