LONDON, UK The cameras were rolling at Buckingham Palace this week when Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau shared a Plautdietsch joke with a group of world leaders including Boris Johnson, Emmanuel Macron, and Mark Rutte. […]
WASHINGTON, DC An unredacted transcript of a conversation between Donald Trump and top Ukrainian officials revealed that most of the conversation involved an attempt by Trump to get a really awesome pierogi recipe. “I did […]
LANCASTER, PA Unbeknownst to attendees at a mid-week chuch potluck this evening, Mrs. Stoltzfus modified a centuries old pie recipe in order to celebrate the opening of the impeachment inquiry into Donald Trump. “I had […]
ARBORG, MB Mr. Thiessen, 75, of Arborg was very happy with the results of Manitoba’s provincial election last night. What most pleased Thiessen was the fact that Trudeau didn’t get in again. “Oba yo. I’m […]
GOESSEL, KS Residents of the small Mennonite town of Goessel, Kansas were on high alert this week after President Trump presented a map showing that a hurricane was apparently heading straight in their direction. “If […]
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