WICHITA, KS House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is attributing Donald Trump’s “morbid obesity” to a recent visit he took to Russian Mennonite country in Kansas, where he reportedly consumed three heaping bowls of komst borscht, fifteen […]
WASHINGTON, DC Long time folk “chiropractor” Mr. Thiessen has been hired by the US President to advise him on all things health related. Mr. Thiessen is well known throughout Jantsied for his ability to cure […]
WASHINGTON, DC The situation is so dire these days that President Trump has cut back on saying “tremendous” all the time. Speech analysts have noted that the President now refers to things as being “tremendous” […]
WASHINGTON, DC In these dark and challenging times the American people have scoured the nation to find the very best two possible candidates to lead the country through this difficult period. “Normally we just pick […]
WASHINGTON, DC A leaked White House memo revealed that President Trump had been putting pressure on 3M to stop selling all their Mennonite headscarves to Canada. “We have to keep those duaks right here in […]
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