WASHINGTON, DC Dreadful Presidential hopeful Joe Biden is grateful to be running against “that dumpster fire” Donald Trump as he really wouldn’t have a chance against anyone with even the remotest level of competence. “Being […]
WASHINGTON, DC The United States National Guard was called in this week to deal with the violent and erratic behaviour of a lone protestor, armed with a whip, who seemed to have a beef with […]
WASHINGTON, DC President Donald Trump has just inked a 5-year $70 million contract with a major publisher to hoist Bibles in the air at various photo-ops. “Hopefully he hoists them right-side up, but otherwise as […]
WICHITA, KS House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is attributing Donald Trump’s “morbid obesity” to a recent visit he took to Russian Mennonite country in Kansas, where he reportedly consumed three heaping bowls of komst borscht, fifteen […]
WASHINGTON, DC Long time folk “chiropractor” Mr. Thiessen has been hired by the US President to advise him on all things health related. Mr. Thiessen is well known throughout Jantsied for his ability to cure […]
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