LANCASTER, PA Unbeknownst to attendees at a mid-week chuch potluck this evening, Mrs. Stoltzfus modified a centuries old pie recipe in order to celebrate the opening of the impeachment inquiry into Donald Trump. “I had […]
ARBORG, MB Mr. Thiessen, 75, of Arborg was very happy with the results of Manitoba’s provincial election last night. What most pleased Thiessen was the fact that Trudeau didn’t get in again. “Oba yo. I’m […]
GOESSEL, KS Residents of the small Mennonite town of Goessel, Kansas were on high alert this week after President Trump presented a map showing that a hurricane was apparently heading straight in their direction. “If […]
ST. JOHN’S, NFLD Attracted by all the natural resources and fiddle music, US President Donald Trump is in serious negotiations today with the Canadian government to purchase the island of Newfoundland lock, stock, and barrel. […]
STEINBACH, MB Skeptical of his Mennonite credentials, a half dozen conspiracy nuts from just outside Steinbach are demanding to see the baptism certificate of Daily Bonnet author Andrew Unger. “We want to see his long-form […]
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