STEINBACH, MB Skeptical of his Mennonite credentials, a half dozen conspiracy nuts from just outside Steinbach are demanding to see the baptism certificate of Daily Bonnet author Andrew Unger. “We want to see his long-form […]
GREENVILLE, NC Thousands of bewildered sports fans started chanting “refs you suck” at a Donald Trump rally in Greenville, North Carolina this week. “It started with ‘drain the swamp’, then ‘lock her up’, then ‘send […]
WASHINGTON, DC This week President Trump bolstered his stance as the most ‘pro-life President the country has ever seen’ by praising heartbeat bills, ordering a bucket of Chick-Fil-A, and signing a massive new arms deal […]
WASHINGTON, DC Donald Trump is “super pumped” today after the Mueller Report completely left out any mention of the Russian Mennonites. “I’ve been totally exonerated,” said Trump. “I know Crooked Hillary and the Dems were […]
KIDRON, OH A Mennonite Hymnal signed on page 606 by President Donald Trump has recently appeared on eBay with an astronomical asking price of $85,000. “Oh, no, not Hymn 606!” shouted Mrs. Stoltzfus. “He can […]
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