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Aylmer Pastor Awarded Nation’s Highest Honour: A Stained Dirty Star on Canada’s Walk of Fame

March 28, 2021 Andrew

TORONTO, ON A controversial Aylmer-area “pastor” is set to receive Canada’s highest honour: a stained dirty star caked with gum somewhere on a urine-drenched Toronto sidewalk. “After seeing all the good he’s been doing for […]

The Outside World

‘Tin Foil Hats Over Masks’ Group to Stage Massive Protest

January 17, 2021 Andrew

TORONTO, ON It’s a movement that has swept the nation in recent months and this weekend the infamous Tin Foil Hats Over Masks group is planning to stage protests in cities across the country. “First […]

The Outside World

Local Cult Gets Their Own Reality Show

January 10, 2021 Andrew

AYLMER, ON The History Channel is excited to announce a new addition to the 2021 lineup. Starting next Sunday, some self-proclaimed Apostles and a wacky cast of sidekicks will restore worn out churches brought in […]

Church

Area Church Seemingly Doesn’t Realize that God is Not Confined to a Parking Lot

November 29, 2020 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB During their services this morning, one church group in Winnipeg and another one on a dirt road in the RM of Hanover have decided to shatter thousands of years of Christian teaching regarding […]

Church

Winnipeg Cult Leader to Hold Massive ‘Anti-Seatbelt’ Rally in Steinbach

November 13, 2020 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB A Winnipeg-based cult is hoping to gather a following in the Steinbach area by holding the most pathetic and uncreative attempt at a publicity stunt their simple minds could come up with: a […]

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