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“Adult Graphic Novels” Cause Stir at Local Library

September 9, 2019 Andrew

BLUMENKRAHN, SK Mennonites across northern Saskatchewan were in a tizzy this week after it was discovered the local library carried something called “adult graphic novels.” “Oba, nay! They’re adult! Plus they’re graphic! That can’t be […]

The Outside World

Mennonite Woman Watches ‘Black Panther’, Can’t Figure Out Which One Is Peter Sellers

June 8, 2018 Andrew

LANCASTER, PA Local woman Dorothy Yoder, 68, was very excited to sit down with her husband Earl this past Friday and watch ‘Black Panther’ on DVD, but says, although she thoroughly enjoyed the film, she […]

The Outside World

Mennonites Overwhelmingly Prefer Adam West to Any Other Batman

June 11, 2017 Andrew

ANAHEIM, CA Being sensible and civilized people, Mennonites across North America have expressed an overwhelming preference for the late Adam West’s version of Batman. A recent survey showed that 91% of Mennonites chose Adam West […]

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