The Outside World
Fox News to Go ALL CAPS
NEW YORK, NY IN AN EFFORT TO GET THE ATTENTION OF ANYONE WHO WASN’T YET WATCHING, FOX NEWS IS GOING TO BE USING ‘ALL CAPS’ FOR ALL ITS NEWS BROADCASTS AND WEB CONTENT FROM NOW […]
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White House Returns Jim Acosta’s Press Pass After He Joins Pacifist Mennonite Church
WASHINGTON, DC Days after having his press pass revoked following a controversial incident with a White House intern, CNN reporter Jim Acosta is now “back in business” after agreeing to meet with a local Mennonite […]
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Senator Joseph McCarthy Purchases Majority Share in CNN
ATLANTA, GA More than sixty years after leading the nation in mass anti-Russian hysteria, Senator Joseph McCarthy, long thought to be deceased, is back and heading up CNN. “I wasn’t dead, I was just in […]
Mennonite Life
Mennonite Woman Hires CNN to ‘Fact-Check’ Her Husband
ANAHEIM, CA Tired of “his constant BS,” local Mennonite woman, Mary Penner, 75, of Anaheim, decided to submit her husband Pete to a CNN Reality Check. “I just wasn’t sure that what he was telling […]
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Anthony Bourdain Confirms Steinbach is ‘Worth the Trip’
STEINBACH, MB In the season finale of his hit CNN series Parts Unknown, famed chef and author Anthony Bourdain visited the small Manitoba city of Steinbach and declared it to be “worth the trip, just like […]