WASHINGTON, DC In an abundance of caution, Democratic Presidential candidate Joe Biden has proposed a massive $21 billion wall between him and currently ill President Donald Trump. “Who knows what that man’s carrying? Trichinosis? Chlamydia? […]
Around Schteinbach averybody knows Kjnels Wall who is the most famous chicken catcher this side of the Red River. But what about the other walls yet? Mannanites love walls, probably because about 80% of us […]
FRESNO, CA Residents of California, Nevada, Arizona, New Mexico and Texas woke up this morning to find that construction of a massive wall had already begun on their northern borders. “I was going to visit […]
WASHINGTON, DC President Donald Trump has over-stepped Congress and declared a “national emergency” after reports out of Kansas indicate that the nation’s Mennonite farmer sausage supply was at an all-time low. “Mr. Wall of Newton […]
WINKLER, MB Church board member and man-about-town Mr. Toews of Winkler is threatening to shut down the local government unless the local senate approves a $5.7 billon wall around the neighbouring town of Morden. “You […]
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