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Biden Proposes Gigantic Wall Between Him and Trump During the Next Debate

October 11, 2020 Andrew

WASHINGTON, DC In an abundance of caution, Democratic Presidential candidate Joe Biden has proposed a massive $21 billion wall between him and currently ill President Donald Trump. “Who knows what that man’s carrying? Trichinosis? Chlamydia? […]

Quizzes

What is Your Favourite Wall?

December 19, 2019 Andrew

Around Schteinbach averybody knows Kjnels Wall who is the most famous chicken catcher this side of the Red River. But what about the other walls yet? Mannanites love walls, probably because about 80% of us […]

The Outside World

US Government Accidentally Builds Wall on the Old Mexico Border

August 11, 2019 Andrew

FRESNO, CA Residents of California, Nevada, Arizona, New Mexico and Texas woke up this morning to find that construction of a massive wall had already begun on their northern borders. “I was going to visit […]

Food and Drink

National Emergency Declared After Farmer Sausage Supply Drops to Dangerous New Lows

February 15, 2019 Andrew

WASHINGTON, DC President Donald Trump has over-stepped Congress and declared a “national emergency” after reports out of Kansas indicate that the nation’s Mennonite farmer sausage supply was at an all-time low. “Mr. Wall of Newton […]

Mennonite Life

Winkler Politician Demands $5 Billion Wall Around Morden

January 9, 2019 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Church board member and man-about-town Mr. Toews of Winkler is threatening to shut down the local government unless the local senate approves a $5.7 billon wall around the neighbouring town of Morden. “You […]

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