WASHINGTON, DC The United States National Guard was called in this week to deal with the violent and erratic behaviour of a lone protestor, armed with a whip, who seemed to have a beef with […]
WASHINGTON, DC President Donald Trump has just inked a 5-year $70 million contract with a major publisher to hoist Bibles in the air at various photo-ops. “Hopefully he hoists them right-side up, but otherwise as […]
ABBOTSFORD, BC Concerned pastors in the Abbotsford area have hired a local tech firm to create an app that traces how much contact each member of their congregation has had with the Word of God. […]
FOUR MOUNTAINS, BC A local Bible school is taking drastic measures to prevent the spread of the pandemic by expanding the six-inch buffer zone between opposite-gender students to a full six feet. “We’ve always taken […]
ROSENHOF, MB In an effort to appear more humble the First Mennonite Church of Rosenhof is changing its name to the Last Mennonite Church of Rosenhof. “We’re proud of how humble we are,” said Pastor […]
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