The Daily Bonnet
  • Quizzes
  • Mennonite Life
  • Food and Drink
  • Church
  • The Outside World
  • About the Daily Bonnet

australia

The Outside World

Scientists Have Traced the Origins of ‘Idiot Hoarder Disease’

March 16, 2020 Andrew

MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA Scientists at the University of Australia have successfully isolated the origin of the ‘Idiot Hoarder’ virus that is ravaging the planet. “We’ve traced it back to a fight between two men in their […]

The Outside World

Brave Kangaroo Carries Mennonite Tourists to Safety

July 19, 2017 Andrew

MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA First time travellers Robert and Martha Loewen of Altona found that they had wandered a little too far into the outback during a recent visit to Australia. Lucky for the Loewens, they found […]

Mennonite Life

Eastern Mennonite University Gets New Mascot

July 6, 2017 Andrew

HARRISONBURG, VA In an effort to more accurately represent the great Anabaptist tradition of the school, Eastern Mennonite University has decided to replace the Royal’s blue lion with an Australian emu. “We really feel the […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

Mannanite News Yet!

  • A Glossary of Mennonite Profanity
    January 8, 2017
  • Mennonites Excited for New Star Wars Movie
    December 16, 2016
  • Whole Foods Bans MCC Peace Buttons
    November 8, 2020
  • Mennonite Grandpa Now Charging $8 for Five Minute Piggyback Ride
    February 9, 2020
  • Oma Toews Accidentally Uses Liquor Store Bags for the Tutes this Year
    December 24, 2020
March 2021
S M T W T F S
 123456
78910111213
14151617181920
21222324252627
28293031  
« Feb    

 
YOUR TRUSTED SOURCE FOR MENNONITE SATIRE

Copyright © 2021 The Daily Bonnet - All Rights Reserved