WINNIPEG, MB Sandra Berg of North Kildonan invited a swarm of more than a thousand ladybugs into her home this weekend for a lovely get-together. “They came in through a crack in the windowsill,” said […]
ST. PIERRE, MB Just a day after having to apologize for–to use official terminology–“spreading bullshit about vaccines,” Provencher candidate Ted Falk has withdrawn from the local debate tonight under mysterious circumstances. “It’s not that I […]
YARROW, BC In an effort to get everyone to chill a little, local officials have started referring to the notorious murder hornets by their Plautdietsch name, which is seen to be more hilarious than scary. […]
MORRIS, MB A pod of playful dolphins was spotted in the Red River near Morris this week, the first time they’ve visited the area since Mennonite settlers arrived in the 1870s. “They’re cropping up everywhere,” […]
MIAMI, FL After tens of thousands of irresponsible “dude bros” disregarded health officials and decided that the pandemic wasn’t going to stop them from partying and spreading the disease to their elderly relatives, local sharks […]
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