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Shocking Display of Sobriety Shown at Office Christmas Party

December 26, 2020 Andrew

ABBOTSFORD, BC Reports from the annual Christmas party of the law office of Dyck, Friesen, and Froese indicate that a shocking display of sobriety was demonstrated by almost all the employees. “It’s like this every […]

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Oma Toews Accidentally Uses Liquor Store Bags for the Tutes this Year

December 24, 2020 Andrew

MORDEN, MB Oma Penner had dozens of brown paper bags kicking around this year and decided to fill them with peanuts and drop them off at all her grandkid’s doorsteps. “Oba, looks like Oma’s been […]

Mennonite Life

Hilarious New Show Features Leading Anabaptist Scholars in ‘Drunk Mennonite History’

October 21, 2020 Andrew

SOME CABIN IN THE WHITESHELL, MB A popular new television program is hoping to gather top Mennonite scholars from around the world to give their take on important historic Mennonite events such as the signing […]

Food and Drink

Mennonite Man Defeats Baptist Man in Drinking Contest

August 9, 2020 Andrew

RIVERTON, MB For years Mr. Plett and Mr. Smith have had a friendly rivalry about which one of them was the most righteous man in the Interlake region of Manitoba. Well, that rivalry was finally […]

Food and Drink

City Man Invites Two Mennonites On Fishing Trip So He Can Drink All the Beer Himself

August 3, 2020 Andrew

LAC LA RONGE, SK On his way up to Lac La Ronge this weekend, Saskatoon resident Dallas Clark picked up a two-four of Pilsner at the cold beer vendor and a couple Walls in Rosthern. […]

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