Poll: Vote Now to Determine What the Daily Bonnet Should Write on Remembrance Day

It would seem peculiar for a website dedicated to Mennonite satire to completely ignore the topic of Remembrance Day, given the historic importance of the peace position within Anabaptist tradition. As a pacifist, I do not wish to impose my interpretation of the day onto anyone else and I recognize it’s an incredibly touchy subject. Therefore, I’ll let the readers decide. Please select the article you would like the Daily Bonnet to publish.

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