Joe Biden Celebrates Victory with Inaugural Drone Strike

WASHINGTON, DC

Moments after his inauguration, President Joe Biden ordered a celebratory drone strike “on some random country out there somewhere.”

“It’s what the O’Biden Bama administration was known for,” said the new President. “I figured what better way to celebrate my ascendency then by protecting the American way of life the way we always have: killing people.”

Relieved not to have Trump in power anymore, the drone strike went completely unnoticed by the American people.

“I’m just glad Trump’s outta here,” said local man. “I’m not going to look too closely at anything Biden does.”

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