By now the Daily Bonnet quiz is a well-established Mennonite Christmas tradition like gospel tracts in the stockings and past-their-prime oranges in the tutyas. So, let’s see how you did this year. All you have to do is identify which of the following headlines were from real news sources! Challenge your frintschoft at the gathering today!
Wandering Squirrel Causes 14 Steinbach Homes to Lose Power
Mennonite Man Beached on the Shores of Lake Winnipeg
Hipsters Flock to Rural Manitoba to Take Selfies with Knackzoat
Millions of Homeless Canadian Refugees Flock to US Border After Heatwave Melts Igloos
Dump Truck Error Cuts Power to 4,500 Manitoba Homes
Woman Rescues Pig in Steinbach
Mennonites Compete to See Who Can Cook the Blandest Least Spicy Chili
Gary Dyck to Replace Barry Dyck as Mennonite Museum Director
Website Celebrates Overlooked Elements of Mennonite Life
Top Local Chefs to Stage Fancy Dinner on Frozen Blumenort Lagoon
Stanley Cup Winner Celebrates With Summa Borscht
Heintje to Perform at Faspa this Sunday
Cat Noir Denied Niverville High School Honours
Tim Hortons Popularity Causing Traffic Issues in Winkler
Diddy Lived With the Amish and Milked Cows as a Child
Mennonite Church Awarded their Very Own Chicken Chef Franchise
Henderson, Nebraska Officially Declared the 'Middle of Nowhere'
Oregon School Drops 'Mennonite' From Name
CBC Bans Popular Plautdietsch Christmas Song ‘Frü, Daut es Kold Büte!’
Canada Pays Off Entire Federal Debt One Day After Marijuana Legalization
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(Real news items from: Mennonite World Review, Steinbachonline.com, Pembinavalleyonline.com, The Carillon, BBC).