It is Real News or the Daily Bonnet? 2019 Edition!

It’s time for the annual Daily Bonnet Christmas quiz. We’ll give you fifteen headlines and you identify which ones were real (from Steinbachonline, the Carillon, Mennonite World Review, CBC, The New Yorker, or anything yet) and which ones were just made up by The Daily Bonnet.

It makes a good activity at your family gatherings!

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B.C. congregation crafts custom crokinole boards to benefit China mission

Correct! Wrong!

Local Cat Hits the Big Screens on Thursday

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Mennonite Woman Arrested for Stealing Her Neighbour's Ham

Correct! Wrong!

M.P. Reads Daily Bonnet Headlines in House of Commons

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Winnipeg Man Gets 20 Years in Prison for Stealing A&W Mug

Correct! Wrong!

A New Zamboni Rolls Onto The Ice At The T.G. Smith Centre

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Landfill Now Accepting Mattresses

Correct! Wrong!

Police Vow to Put a Stop to Mennonite Crack Problem

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Demolition of abandoned building in Ukraine uncovers dozens of Mennonite tombstones

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Parliament Declares Mennonite Heritage Week

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Stash of Roll Kuchen Discovered Beneath Trudeau’s Desk

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Wealthy Mennonites Bribe Their Way Into All the Best Sunday Schools

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A Beloved Canadian Novelist Reckons with Her Mennonite Past

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Steinbach RCMP Catch Up To Ketchup-Loving Criminal

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98% of Mennos Still Using a Landline

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Real News or The Daily Bonnet?
Diewel, you've been paying attention! A little too much, I must say!
Jauma! Try a little harder next year!
Dietschlaund! What would Taunte Lina think!
Mennonite Children Leave Plate of Vereniki and Schmaunt Fat for Santa
Mennonite Woman to Smother Relatives with Wet Kisses at this Afternoon's Gathering