WICHITA, KS According to tax returns that he had to reveal when he took on a position as lay minister at West Wichita EMB, local man Mr. Wiens, 71, paid exactly seven dollars and thirty-five […]
STEINBACH, MB Mr. Reimer was pulled over this week for ‘driving like he doesn’t know what the heck he’s doing’ aka ‘driving like a Steinbacher’. Reimer is a test subject for a new public safety […]
WASHINGTON, DC It seems the vacant Supreme Court spot has been filled much quicker than expected, as Trump and his Republican majority Senate rushed to approve the only nominee they knew they would have no […]
FRESNO, CA For the past three years, Mrs. Toews, 71, of Fresno has dominated all her friends in the Scrabble-knock-off Words With Friends. It seems her reign has come to an end after it was […]
WATERLOO, ON The second annual Mennonite Heritage Week came and went this year without a single Mennonite in the entire country noticing. “Really? Mennonite Heritage Week? Was that this week?” wondered Mr. Zehr of Waterloo. […]
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