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Mennonite Man Still ‘Feeling the Bern’

May 23, 2016 Andrew

GOESSEL, KS Mennonite deacon and family man Larry Hiebert, 33, is desperately holding onto any last thread of hope that Bernie Sanders has of winning the Democratic nomination. Hiebert was at the front of the crowd when Sanders […]

The Outside World

Battle Erupts in Winkler Over Prince’s Estate

May 23, 2016 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Dozens of Mennonites throughout the Pembina Valley are desperately scouring their ancestry books to find a relation to recently departed musician Prince. “I had never heard of him before, but I just know […]

The Outside World

Donald Trump Proposes Gigantic Wall to Keep Out the Mennonites

May 22, 2016 Andrew

In a recent interview with Fox News, Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump suggested that the best way to solve America’s problems is to build a giant wall to prevent the flow of Mennonites into the country. […]

The Outside World

Falk, Hayward, Lilley, and Wheeldon Reunite to Form Southern Gospel Quartet

May 22, 2016 Andrew

KLEEFELD, MB The four Provencher federal election candidates have overcome their differences to form a brand new Southern gospel quartet. “We may not have agreed about income splitting for seniors, but we all agree that there’s nothing […]

The Outside World

Queen Victoria to Tour Southeast Manitoba on Monday

May 21, 2016 Andrew

GRUNTHAL, MB Ecstatic monarchists across the Southeast region are lining the streets in anticipation of Queen Victoria’s visit. Her Majesty, now nearly 200, is rumoured to arrive in Manitoba early Monday morning and will make stops […]

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