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Month: April 2022

Church

MBer Charges the Stage After GCer’s Mennonite Joke Goes Terribly Wrong

April 5, 2022 Andrew

KITCHENER, ON The tri-annual MB-GC ecumenical service and plautz awards were going smoothly this Sunday until Mr. Goertzen got up on stage and took a cheap shot at the MBers in the audience. “What do […]

Mennonite Life

Unger Becomes First Mennonite Ever to Return Home to Manitoba After Trip to Abbotsford

April 4, 2022 Andrew

ABBOTSFORD, BC Writer Andrew Unger became the first Mennonite ever to return to his home province of Manitoba after a visit to Abbotsford, BC. Unger was in Abbotsford to read from his new book The […]

The Outside World

Winnipeg Jets Sign Top Free Agent Enforcer Will Smith

April 3, 2022 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Desperately needing to shore up their physical game if they have any shot at the playoffs, the lowly Winnipeg Jets inked the hottest enforcer currently available – Will Smith. “I’m not sure how […]

The Outside World

Pierre Poilievre to Base Entire Canadian Economy on Crokinole Pieces

April 2, 2022 Andrew

OTTAWA, ON Conservative Party leadership candidate Pierre Poilievre announced this week that, if elected, all commerce and trade in the country would be based exclusively on the hottest new currency in the world right now: […]

Mennonite Life

Abbotsford Family Instantly Regrets Agreeing to Spring Break in Manitoba This Year

April 1, 2022 Andrew

ABBOTSFORD, BC The Kehlers of Abbotsford were on a plane back to the BC the moment they touched down in Winnipeg for so-called Spring Break. “Jauma, they’ve still got snow on the ground! And where […]

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