The Daily Bonnet
  • Quizzes
  • Mennonite Life
  • Food and Drink
  • Church
  • The Outside World
  • About the Daily Bonnet

Day: October 24, 2021

Church

Sanctuary Evacuated After Mennonite Man Farts in Church

October 24, 2021 Andrew

ST. CATHARINES, ON The entire west side of the Third Mennonite Church sanctuary had to be cleared this morning after local man Darryl Driedger audibly farted while the offering plate was being passed around. “The […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

Mannanite News Yet!

  • Breaking News! Abbotsford Woman’s Daisies Are Already Blooming
    February 7, 2019
  • Local Library Censors ‘Dyck Picture Book’
    January 22, 2021
  • Editorial: ‘I Think the Lord Would Approve of Our Church Split’
    December 2, 2016
  • Canadian Prime Minister Finally Offers Formal Apology for Nickelback
    February 10, 2021
  • Missing CMU Student Discovered Beneath a Mountain of Hauerwas Books
    April 4, 2017
October 2021
S M T W T F S
 12
3456789
10111213141516
17181920212223
24252627282930
31  
« Sep   Nov »

 
YOUR TRUSTED SOURCE FOR MENNONITE SATIRE

Copyright © 2022 The Daily Bonnet - All Rights Reserved