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Day: June 2, 2020

The Outside World

Trump Signs Lucrative New Bible Endorsement Deal

June 2, 2020 Andrew

WASHINGTON, DC President Donald Trump has just inked a 5-year $70 million contract with a major publisher to hoist Bibles in the air at various photo-ops. “Hopefully he hoists them right-side up, but otherwise as […]

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