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Month: June 2020

Food and Drink

Mennonite Woman Tries to Pass Off Blueberry Pie as Saskatoon Pie

June 30, 2020 Andrew

NEUANLAGE, SK Mrs. Krahn is in hot water this week after bringing what clearly was a blueberry pie to the Neuanlage soup and pie fundraiser and labelling it “Saskatoon berry pie.” “Who does she think […]

Church

For Some Reason Worship Leader Just Can’t Seem to Worship the Lord Without His $4000 Taylor

June 29, 2020 Andrew

ELKART, IN A local worship leader walked off the stage at church this Sunday after he’d forgotten his Taylor dreadnought and someone offered a “totally inferior” replacement guitar. “Ugh, it’s just not the same with […]

Food and Drink

Mennonite Farmers Excited for Bountiful Papsi and Ravel Crop this Year

June 28, 2020 Andrew

FRIEDENSRUH, MB After a good start to the growing season, farmers across the Pembina Valley are enthusiastic about this year’s Papsi and Ravel crop. “We’ve had a good rain in June and then a nice […]

Food and Drink

Ra’bus Shortage Leaves Mennonites Eating Dry Roll Kuchen

June 27, 2020 Andrew

CUAUHTEMOC, MEXICO With demand outstripping supply this year, millions of Mennonites have been left ra’busless and desperate for something to sweeten up their roll kuchen. “You gotta have the golden syrup, maybe even some icing […]

Mennonite Life

Luters Invade Downtown Goshen

June 26, 2020 Andrew

GOSHEN, IN Dozens of luters took over downtown Goshen, Indiana this week, starting their march at Mullet Park and ending at the corner of Lincoln and Main where they luted all afternoon. “The last thing […]

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