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Day: May 7, 2020

The Outside World

“It was the most peculiar name we could come up with”: Elon Musk and Grimes Name New Baby ‘Corny’

May 7, 2020 Andrew

LOS ANGELES, CA Corny Musk was welcomed into the world last night, weighing in at a healthy three bags of knackzoat and two watermelon rinds. When his parents were asked why they gave their child […]

Mennonite Life

New Gun Control Laws Leave Local Man “Completely Defenceless” Against Government Armed with Tanks and Fighter Jets

May 7, 2020 Andrew

LA CRETE, AB Local man Mr. Wiebe, who left the Mennonite Church decades ago to attend one more receptive to his gun-toting lifestyle, is just now starting to wonder whether his remaining collection of legal […]

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