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Day: May 6, 2020

Mennonite Life

Mennonite Couple Name Newborn ‘X Æ A-12 Reimer’

May 6, 2020 Andrew

MITCHELL, MB Manitoba’s newest Mennonite was born at 11:03 pm last night. Proud parents Elon and Claire Reimer have decided to name their child ‘X Æ A-12’ for some reason. “What other options did we […]

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