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Day: April 25, 2020

The Outside World

Trump Gets Health Advice from Sketchy Mennonite Trajchtmoaka

April 25, 2020 Andrew

WASHINGTON, DC Long time folk “chiropractor” Mr. Thiessen has been hired by the US President to advise him on all things health related. Mr. Thiessen is well known throughout Jantsied for his ability to cure […]

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