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Day: April 15, 2020

The Outside World

Things are So Bad that Trump Has Stopped Saying ‘Tremendous’

April 15, 2020 Andrew

WASHINGTON, DC The situation is so dire these days that President Trump has cut back on saying “tremendous” all the time. Speech analysts have noted that the President now refers to things as being “tremendous” […]

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