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Day: August 12, 2019

Food and Drink

Mennonite Man Becomes ‘Completely Hooked’ on the Pink Stuff

August 12, 2019 Andrew

BLUMENHOF, MB Mr. Bergman of Blumenhof has been undergoing intensive counseling with the pastor this week after it was discovered he had an unhealthy obsession with the pink stuff on formavorscht ever since he discovered […]

Mennonite Life

Mennonite Man Can’t Stop Laughing at Corny Jokes

August 12, 2019 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Mr. Corny Toews of Blumenhof doesn’t have much of a sense of humour. He doesn’t like satire, he hates parody, and isn’t too keen on observational humour. The only thing Mr. Toews seems […]

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