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Day: March 14, 2019

The Outside World

Donald Trump Signs Mennonite Hymnal

March 14, 2019 Andrew

KIDRON, OH A Mennonite Hymnal signed on page 606 by President Donald Trump has recently appeared on eBay with an astronomical asking price of $85,000. “Oh, no, not Hymn 606!” shouted Mrs. Stoltzfus. “He can […]

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