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Day: February 11, 2019

Food and Drink

“I Did Inhale”: Mennonite Politician Confesses to Consuming Borscht

February 11, 2019 Andrew J. Bergman

OTTAWA, ON In a recent television interview, Canadian MP Lina Klippenstein confessed to consuming large quantities of komst borscht during her “wild college days.” “I’m not going to lie to you,” said Klippenstein. “It was […]

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