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Month: February 2018

Mennonite Life

Mennonite Lady Calls Into ‘Trading Post’ Every Day for Thirty Years

February 28, 2018 Andrew J. Bergman

STEINBACH, MB Area woman Mrs. L. Brandt has been trying to get rid of her old ironing board on the radio Trading Post for the past three decades. “I haven’t missed a Trading Post since the […]

Mennonite Life

More than a Dozen Friesens Found Frozen in Friedensruh

February 27, 2018 Andrew J. Bergman

FRIEDENSRUH, MB Well, it finally happened! The Friesens of Friedensruh were found frozen just outside the family farm this Friday. According to forensics, the Friesens have been frozen since Fall, but thanks to rising temperatures […]

The Outside World

Local Mom Sentenced to Three Years Watching ‘Peppa Pig’

February 26, 2018 Andrew J. Bergman

WINNIPEG, MB As punishment for who the heck knows what, a Manitoba judge has sentenced local mom Samantha Hiebert to three years watching the world’s most annoying show Peppa Pig with her daughter Amy. “I’m […]

Quizzes

What is your favourite Russian Mennonite food?

February 25, 2018 Andrew J. Bergman

Yesterday, we asked which Russian Mennonite foods you had tried. The top ten most common were: 1) Vereniki 2) Dill Pickles 3) Formavorscht 4) Cabbage Borscht 5) Roll Kuchen 6) Cold Cuts 7) Whipped Cream/Jell-O […]

Food and Drink

How Many of These Common Mennonite Foods Have You Tried?

February 24, 2018 Andrew J. Bergman

How many of these Russian Mennonite treats, many of which we stole from the Ukrainians and Poles, have you consumed? (I’m not knowledgable enough about Swiss Mennonite food to make a list of 50. If […]

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