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Day: December 22, 2017

Mennonite Life

Grandpa Wiebe Knipses Twelve Twenties in a Row

December 22, 2017 Andrew

VANKLA, MB Grandpa Wiebe of Vankla impressed all the Wiebes at the Wiebe gathering last night after knipsing twenty after twenty, and at the rate of a toonie per knispe, earned himself quite the pile […]

The Outside World

Mall Santa Accused of Spying for Russia

December 22, 2017 Andrew

GOSHEN, IN The fake Santa at South Goshen Shopping Center was arrested Thursday night by the FBI on charges of espionage. It is believed that the mall Santa was asking Goshen-area children for state secrets. […]

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