The Daily Bonnet
  • Quizzes
  • Mennonite Life
  • Food and Drink
  • Church
  • The Outside World
  • About the Daily Bonnet

Day: October 24, 2017

The Outside World

Abe Claims Landslide Victory in Japanese Election

October 24, 2017 Andrew

TOKYO, JAPAN Abe from Winkler was shocked to discover he had somehow been elected Prime Minister of Japan. “The support of the Japanese people is overwhelming,” said Abe from Winkler, with a tear in his […]

Mennonite Life

Rhoda Janzen’s Little Black Dress Fetches $5 Million on eBay

October 24, 2017 Andrew

FRESNO, CA Best-selling Mennonite writer and scholar Rhoda Janzen’s little black dress shattered online auction records this week, eventually selling for just over $5 million. Not only did the auction break records for Mennonite-worn dresses, […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

Mannanite News Yet!

  • Andrew Scheer Hoping to Become Canada’s First Schekjbenjel Prime Minister
    September 30, 2019
  • Jets Already Down Three Games to None after Opening Faceoff
    May 19, 2021
  • Mennonite Church Discards Hymnals Because No One Can Read Music Anymore
    September 15, 2019
  • Mennonite Banksy Strikes Again
    August 19, 2017
  • A List of 80s TV Shows Your Mennonite Mom Didn’t Let You Watch
    November 6, 2017
October 2017
S M T W T F S
1234567
891011121314
15161718192021
22232425262728
293031  
« Sep   Nov »

 
YOUR TRUSTED SOURCE FOR MENNONITE SATIRE

Copyright © 2022 The Daily Bonnet - All Rights Reserved