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Day: May 26, 2017

Church

Mennonite Pastor Forbids Standing in Church, Claims it ‘Leads to Dancing’

May 26, 2017 Andrew

GOSHEN, IN Head pastor of Northwest Goshen MBC, Heinrich Yoder declared that standing would no long be permitted in church services as it had a very high risk of leading to dancing. “We need to […]

The Outside World

Melania Trump Spotted on Kansas Farm in Full Mennonite Attire

May 26, 2017 Andrew

GOESSEL, KS Because of her profound respect for cultures and traditions other than her own, First Lady Melania Trump decided to dress head-to-toe in conservative Mennonite garb on a tour of Kansas this past week. “We really appreciate that […]

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