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Day: May 17, 2017

The Outside World

Mike Pence Sworn in as President of the United States

May 17, 2017 Andrew

WASHINGTON, DC Ultra-likable former Indiana governor Mike Pence was sworn in as President of the United States this afternoon in an intimate ceremony at the White House. “It’s good to have options,” says Pence. “If you […]

Food and Drink

Mennonite Couple Can’t Figure Out Whether to Go to Winkler or Morden Chicken Chef

May 17, 2017 Andrew

CHORTITZ, MB Local couple Agnes and Peter Thiessen were left in quite the quandary when trying to figure out which Chicken Chef to go to after church this past Sunday. “Normally we go to the […]

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