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Day: May 16, 2017

The Outside World

Trump Shares Highly Classified Information with Gossipy Mennonite Lady

May 16, 2017 Andrew

WASHINGTON, DC In what is being called the “greatest security breach in US history,” the Washington Post reports that President Trump disclosed hundreds of important state secrets to a Mennonite lady in an Oval Office meeting […]

Food and Drink

Which Mennonite Grandma is the Best Cook?

May 16, 2017 Andrew

Let’s face it, absolutely everybody claims that their own grandma is the best cook in the world. To settle this debate once and for all, The Daily Bonnet has travelled across Canadian Mennonite country sampling […]

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