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Day: December 18, 2016

Mennonite Life

Winter Fashion Forecast: Long Johns All the Rage This Year

December 18, 2016 Andrew J. Bergman

WINKLER, MB Fashion industry insiders are predicting a surge in the sale of long underwear this winter. There was a time when this garment, “long johns” as they are sometimes called by Canadians and/or Mennonites, […]

Church

Colicky Baby Jesus Completely Ruins Living Nativity

December 18, 2016 Andrew J. Bergman

GRUNTHAL, MB The annual living nativity was brought to a standstill last night after the young infant playing baby Jesus just didn’t stop crying. The incessant crying was so disruptive that the braying donkeys could scarcely […]

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