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Month: November 2016

Church

‘Miraculous Tongues’ Turn Out to Be Low German

November 30, 2016 Andrew J. Bergman

WINNIPEG, MB An enthusiastic new convert from Winnipeg was amazed by the “miraculous tongues” he heard at a church service in Steinbach this past weekend. “I had never heard or seen anything like it,” said […]

Mennonite Life

Morden Man Successfully Stretches Penny Into Copper Wire

November 29, 2016 Andrew J. Bergman

MORDEN, MB Local man, Reginald F. Braun, 63, has been dubbed the ‘Mennonite King Midas’ after becoming the first person to stretch a penny into copper wire. “That old Mr. Braun is just amazing,” said one […]

Mennonite Life

Mennonite Woman Recalls Traumatic ‘Near-Dance Experience’

November 29, 2016 Andrew J. Bergman

DALMENY, SK Area woman and budding writer Bertha Froese has published a new memoir entitled ‘Dancing is For Real’ which recounts her horrific near-dance experience in the summer of 2012. “There I was at my […]

Mennonite Life

Mennonite Man Discovers Humour

November 28, 2016 Andrew J. Bergman

STEINBACH, MB After years of dismissing absolutely everything as “just not funny,” local Mennonite man Herbert W. Klassen audibly laughed for the first time ever this week. The incident occurred after his grandson read out loud […]

Mennonite Life

Man Consoles Himself With Gospel Music as Team Loses

November 27, 2016 Andrew J. Bergman

LINDEN, AB By now it’s a ritual. Whenever the Calgary Stampeders are in a nail-biter, local football fan Peter B. Janzen throws an Elvis Presley gospel album on the record player in order to win favour […]

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